yo one time we filled a pinata with bagels and brought it to a birthday party and no one laughed when it broke open and the first bagel fell out like it was dead silent
my dad called me to his room and he was like “there’s a monster under my bed” and i checked and it was one of those energy drinks omg
I was showing my dad the manicure thing my neighbor got me and I pulled the nail file out and he goes “cute” and then I pulled out the cuticle thing and he goes “cool” and when I put it away he goes “get it I went from cute to cool”
and I’m just staring at him and he says “get it cute to cool”
and I said “dad I think it made more sense in your head because it makes no sense now”and he just stares at me and goes “cuticle”
Puns are the best.
Why the hell can I hear a thump when I look at the picture? And no thump when i look away? OHMY.
WHAT IS THIS SORCERY!!!
holy crap
I CAN SEE SOUNDS.
DEVIOUS FUCKERY
I CAN FEEL THE THUMPS IN MY EARS WHAT
GFGKLEMFNGK
JESUS CHRIST YOU GUYS ARE RIGHT.
WHAT
OH MY GOD
I’m re-blogging this every time I see it.
what the fuck..
(Source: redmoonlight)






